where have i been all my life

well, i'm pretty crap at this blogging business it seems.

i can't even keep a date with myself. and there i go, signing up to the mainline of the hinterland where information that isn't from the future is past it, post 3 inconsequential thought shots, and disappear.

i'm like yer wan who makes a big fuss about the party and when it kicks off can be found slumped in the corner dribbling nonsense onto her fancy frock. anyone who's ever met me at a party knows that, in reality, that's rarely the case so i will try and impart more real life me to this here page by maybe posting on it.

* this guarantee is not a guarantee.